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Set up your home government.
Parents are admins. Kids have their own accounts. Connect devices and set rules the whole household understands.
One family. A clear mandate. PARENTAL CONTROL. WITH A MANDATE. Life first.
Life first.
Then internet.
Rooms don’t tidy themselves. Dishwashers don’t empty themselves.
And the internet? It won’t turn itself on now, either.
Give your kids clear rules and online time as a reward.
Less “five more minutes”. More real life.
Rules instead of arguments Phone and computer Anywhere in the world*
++The internet is
Time to earn it
Parents have the final say.
9:41▮▮▮ ▰
sorry–jako.
Hi, Matěj 👋
ERROR 403: ROOM NOT TIDYThe internet is
on a break.
Your room isn’t tidy yet.
You know what to do.
Tidy your roomReward: 30 minutes online
Dishwasher emptied!+15 minutes of freedom
✦Bending the rules?Sorry jako.
less scrolling,
more living.
more living.
YES to a tidy room.✳NO to endless scrolling.✳YES to time together.✳Sorry jako.
A SIMPLE PROGRAMME. REAL RESULTS.Three steps.
Three steps.
No press conference.
You don’t need to be a minister to set rules.
Just a parent. Leave the rest to sorry jako.
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Hand out the ministries.
The Ministry of Dishwashers, Department of Vacuuming or Office of Tidy Rooms. Every chore earns a reward in minutes online.
Promises won’t unlock the internet.03
Done? You’re online.
Your child marks a task as done. You approve it. Access unlocks for the agreed time. No more coalition talks.
Results instead of excuses.SMALL STATE. BIG RESPONSIBILITY.Your household.
Your household.
Your election manifesto.
Kids don’t need another lecture about the internet. They need clear expectations. And you don’t need to be the police around the clock.
Meet the home governmentFor parents and kids
Agreed chores. Earned rewards. And finally, dinner where everyone looks at something other than a phone.
For teams and their leaders
Work devices, shared rules and room to focus. With the team’s knowledge and no secret monitoring.
LESS NEGOTIATING. MORE DONE. Trust.
Trust.
But approve.
“I’ve already done it!” Now there’s a button for that. A task, a check, a reward. Household diplomacy has never been easier.
Try being the parentApprove a task and see what happens.
Interactive demo. Your device’s connection is not affected.
YOUR HOME GOVERNMENT
JNThe Novák family ⌄
M
Matěj’s phoneChild account · demo
Offline Approved online time0 min
Today’s programme3 tasks to review
Tidy your room+30 minutes online
Empty the dishwasher+15 minutes online
Vacuum the living room+20 minutes online
Waiting for the first completed task.
ONE ACCOUNT. EVERY WAY ONLINE.Wi-Fi. Data. Cable.
Wi-Fi. Data. Cable.
No more excuses.
At home, at grandma’s or on the other side of the world.
Rules should travel with the device.
Not stay behind on your router.
Small screen.
Big rules.
A mobile app concept for Android and iOS. Access management over Wi-Fi and mobile data.
Even a cable
isn’t an escape route.
A planned extension for Windows and macOS. The same household agreement on a bigger screen.
Small home government.
Global ambitions.
One principle, no borders.*
*Platform vision. App availability and the scope of restrictions on individual operating systems are not yet confirmed.
LESS SCROLLING. MORE DONE.Home government.
Home government.
In your pocket.
Chores, rules and online time, all in one place. For parents and kids, on Android and iPhone.
A FAMILY BUDGET WITHOUT A DEFICIT
Choose your coalition.
No long speeches. Just room for life offline.
Small coalition
For your first household agreement.
0CZK / month
Free within the concept
2 devices
- 1 parent account
- Basic chores and rewards
- Online time overview
Family majority
Peace throughout the household.
129CZK / month
Example monthly price
Up to 10 devices
- 2 parent accounts
- Custom chores and schedules
- Approvals and reward overview
- Individual rules for everyone
Crisis committee
For larger families and small teams.
299CZK / month
Example monthly price
Up to 30 devices
- Up to 5 administrators
- Groups and shared rules
- Task completion overview
- Everything in Family majority
Example plans for a satirical concept. No orders or payments are taken.
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TO COMPLETED CHORES
We’ll just tidy it up.
Then we’ll connect.
YOUR HOUSEHOLD’S POLICY STATEMENT
YESTO COMPLETED CHORES
PARENTS’ QUESTION TIMEYou ask.
You ask.
We answer.
No evasion. No obstruction.
And no “no comment”.
So no tidy room means no internet?
That’s the idea. Parents set a task and a reward, children report completion, and parents approve it. No automatic room inspections. Your household agreement has the final say.
What if my child switches from Wi-Fi to mobile data?
The design puts rules on the managed device, not just the home router. The goal is to cover Wi-Fi and mobile data, plus wired connections on computers. Actual capabilities and resistance to workarounds must be verified for each operating system.
What about school, important messages or emergencies?
The design includes exceptions for essential services and manual unlocking by a parent. Regular phone calls are not intended to be restricted. The future apps must verify the exact behaviour on real devices.
Does it work outside Czechia?
Sorry jako is designed as a global platform. Rules should travel with the device, whether the family is at home or on holiday. This multilingual site presents a concept; it does not confirm app availability in individual countries.
Can I use it for my team too?
The Crisis committee concept also covers transparent management of work devices and rules agreed in advance. Employees must know what is managed. No secret monitoring or reading private messages.
Are you connected to the ANO political movement?
No. Sorry jako is an independent satirical concept. Political slogans, colours and household ministries are tongue-in-cheek. The project is not connected to ANO or any other political party. The apps, plans and example situations on this site are fictional.
CHANGE STARTS AT HOME. LITERALLY.The internet can wait.
The internet can wait.
Childhood can’t.
Give your family back the time screens take away.
All right. Let’s do this. No campaign. Just a little healthy offline time.